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 Andy's Exam

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PostSubject: Andy's Exam   Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:18 am

Subject: Andy's exam
> A first-grade teacher, Ms Penny was having trouble with one of her
> students.
> The teacher asked, "Andy what is your problem?"
> Andy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
> third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> third-grade too!"
> Ms Penny had enough. She took Andy to the principal's office. While Andy
> waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what
> the situation was.
> The principal told Ms Penny he would give the boy a test and if he
> failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
> first-grade and behave. She agreed.
> Andy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
> agreed to take the test.
> Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
> Andy: "9".
> Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
> Andy: "36".
> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
> should know.
> The principal looks at Ms Penny and tells her, "I think Andy can go to
> the third-grade."
> Ms Penny says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
> principal and Andy both agree.
> Ms Penny asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
> Andy, after a moment "Legs."
> Ms Penny: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> Andy: "Pockets."
> Ms Penny: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
> Andy: "Pants"
> Ms Penny: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and
> delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
> Andy: Coconut
> Ms Penny: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> answer,
> Andy was taking charge. " Bubblegum"
> Ms Penny: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a
> dog do on three legs?
> The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> answer.
> Andy: Shake hands
> Ms Penny: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
> Andy : Yep.
> Ms Penny: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
> I get wet before you do.
> Andy: Tent
> Ms Penny: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
> best man always has me first.
> The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
> Andy: Wedding Ring
> Ms Penny: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
> me, you feel good.
> Andy: Nose
> Ms Penny: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
> Andy: Arrow
> Ms Penny: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
> of heat and excitement?
> Andy: Fire truck
> The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Andy
> in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."


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